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Saari Physics-Chemistry ko hila daala.
Teacher: kaun sa liquid and solid mix karne par Gas banti hai?
Pappu: Raajma-chaaval!

 

 

Very very funny definition of latest fasion designing trend...
Wat is FASHION DESIGNING?
Too many talented Brains working on
Too little clothes with
Too many ideas on how 2 cover;
Too little areas..
To expose smartly N Boldly

 

 

Humne unki tasveer apne man manidir mein saja li,
Unki yaadein aapne dil mein basa li,
Lekin jub unhone humein koi tawazzo na di,
To humne bhi unki chhoti behen phasa li.

I Broke My Relationship
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With Books..!!
Bohot Ho Gaya..
Hamare Bich Me Kuch Understanding He Nahi Thi..

Wikipedia: I Know Everything.
Google: I Have Everything.
Facebook: I Know Everybody.
Internet: Without Me, You Are No Body.
Now Finally Electricity: AWAAZ NICHEY...

Married hona "Part of living" hai
aur
Married hokar bhi muskurana kar shanti se jina "Art of living"

Sweet insult!!
Ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya.
Ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha apne bade bhai ka pair chhu rahe ho kya?
Ladka : ji bhabhiji.

 

 

A boy told his very traditional parents I wanted a tattoo.
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Got one the very next minute.
A red coloured, chappal shaped tattoo, which lasted a whole
week !!

Boy: Dad, Main Tang Aa Geya Hun Zindagi Se, Ghar Chhod Kar Ja Raha Hun.
Dad: Jaate Time Room Ka Fan or Bulb Band Kar Ke Jana!

Interviewer: Do you have any question?
Female Candidate: Do I look fat in this dress?

Pappu called his teacher at 2 AM.
Pappu: Teacher, can you repeat what you taught today in class?
Teacher: Wow, was it that interesting?
Pappu: No, I just can't fall asleep!

Pappu went to Police Station.
Inspector: Kya Problem Hai Tumhari?
Pappu: Sir, Mujhe Meri Girlfriend Nahi Mil Rahi.
Inspector: Kab Se?
Pappu: Bachpan Se!

ek baat hamesha yaad rakhana,
kabhee kisee ko chhota mat samajhana,
vakt sabaka aata hai - 100 ka note

 

 

Kya aap phone ki batery jaldi khatma hone se paresan hain, to khush ho jaiye.....
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Baba Ramdev aap ke liye lekar aane wale hai, Patanjali Smartphone bass aankh maar maar ke charge karte rahiye.

 

 

AisI VaanI boliye ki sab se jhagada hoE
AisI VaanI boliye ki sab se jhagada hoE
Par us se Jhagada na karen jo aap se Tagada hoE!

kya batae gaalib vo gusse mein bhi ham pe raham kar gai;
Lagaaya kas ke chaanta aur sardi mein gaal garam kar gai....

 

 

At a 5 Star restaurant:
Girlfriend: I'll just have a Fruit salad.
Waiter: And for you, Sir?
Boyfriend: I'll be Share....! WhatsApp funny sms

Santa: Station jaane k kitne logay?
Rikshawala: 50
Santa: 20 lelo

Riksha: 20 main kon le k jaayeega?
Santa: tum piche bheto hum leke jaayega

Mallaya chahe London me bse ya Jhumri Tilaiya me mughe koi matlab nahi

 bas wo appna mast mast H0T Kingfisher wala Calendar nikalna band naa kare

2 boys with Pappu where going on a Motor cycle.
Policeman gives hand to stop.
Pappu shouted oye pehle hi teen bhete hai tu kaha bethega…!

 

Santa: Oye tu har sms Do dafa q karta H?
Banta : Taaki tu 1 Forward kar de to doosra tere pas rahay yaar!

 

School mein Master ji ne chote santa se poocha:
Jisme koyi kami nahi usko kya kehte hai.?
aur jawab aayi:
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Kami- na

Ek Kaam Kar Yaar. .

Tu Na. .

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Is sms msgs Ko Delete Kar De
is Me Kuch Nahi Hai

Mummy: Kyon Rota hai mera Sona?
Kids: Dad Ne Mujhe Kiss Nahi Di.
Mummy: Tumne Tables Nahi Sunaye Hon Gey.
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Kids: Kaamwali Ko Kon Se Tables Aatey Hain?

Santa went to Battery Shop n asked to change battery.

The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga doon Sir?

 

 

Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya be....

Ek Raat,
ek Chor,
ek Santa k Ghar me Ghus gaya aur bola: SONA kaha hai?
Santa: Ullu k patthe,
pura Ghar khaali hai kahi bhi jaake SOJA

Santa Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?
Santa: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye,
Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu